Today is a disaster already and its only 90 minutes in. The twitching , snoring lump ,also known as darling husband, kept me awake half the night. Hence the bitter description from my sleep deprived brain. Then if that isn't bad enough the weather outside is wonderful ( note of sarcasm there) .Minus double digit temperatures and snow. Oh no not just a few lovely white flakes but tons of it.
Out I go in my pj's ,winter jacket, and snow boots to dig out my car. Can't find my mitts, so my hands are frozen. Remember I left mitts on my car seat, fat good they'll do me in there .Now you may ask where was darling husband while I'm freezing my butt off outside. Oh, he's in the shower, warmly washing off the last remnants of his blissful sleep.
I come in and scowl at him. All he says is did you bring the paper in. No, I angrily retort and stamp to the bathroom. Would you believe it no hot water left. I hurry to dress and grab some coffee to take to work. No time for breakfast after shovelling.
What does darling husband say to me before I leave. Your looking haggard this morning. It took every ounce of willpower for me not to punch him in the face.
You should of smacked him for all the above. Your too nice Ophelia
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